Funny Quotes About Europe

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Europe is continent like no other. In relatively small space one can find so many different cultures, languages, even alphabets, and a variety of traditional food; different architectural styles, music, and most important – mentalities and lifestyles. 

Even for the European citizens is difficult to get to know and to visit all countries on the continent. Because to really know a European country you need to go deep in its history, to spend time in its nature, to take the time to speak with the locals, to be curious to taste the traditional food and so much more. You can never be short of travel ideas for Europe because the choice of destinations is so immense! 

“I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.” – Louis XIV

Versailles FR

Versailles, FRANCE

“In moments when I question if I should be having kids, I think of all those phone calls from my sister-in-law, in which, 3,000 miles away, I hear my nephews screaming for her attention. I tell her I have to go because I am packing to leave for Europe, and her tone flatlines: ‘That must be nice.’ – Beth Ditto

“I’ve always liked travelling around Europe and seeing the architecture. The buildings in capital cities have been there for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years. Some look better than the new ones.” – Joe Elliott

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Turin, ITALY

“I think that Europeans, in general, have a more global view of the world because they are in such proximity to other countries that it enables them to travel and see other parts of the world.” – Valerie Cruz

“Oh, London is a man’s town, there’s power in the air;
And Paris is a woman’s town, with flowers in her hair;
And it’s sweet to dream in Venice, and it’s great to study Rome;
But when it comes to living there is no place like home.” 
― Henry Van Dyke

“I met a lot of people in Europe. I even encountered myself.”- James Baldwin

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Somewhere in EUROPE

“Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.” – Santosh Kalwar


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French Alps


“We hope to see a Europe where men of every country will think of being a European as of belonging to their native land, and…wherever they go in this wide domain…will truly feel, ‘Here I am at home.” –  Winston Churchill

“Here the past was everywhere, an entire continent sown with memories.”  –  Miranda Richmond Mouillot

Cape Sounion, Greece

Cape Sounion, GREECE

 “The sea has testified that Africa and Europe have kissed” – Miguel el Portugués

Marseille FR

Marseille, FRANCE

“It’s easy to fall in love among the winding cobblestone streets and snow-covered castles of Prague, but is it a good idea?” ― Dana Newman

“An unknown force is calling me
Perhaps the voice of that star perched on the last height
Perhaps the desire to see the spaces that conceal Europe” 
― Hélène Baronne d’Oettingen

Kiev UA


“As a very young man, I thought of Europe as a place that could not exist except in the imagination, in glorious dreams, and through the careful lies of the silver screen.” 
― Roman Payne

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